2 old smug councillors leaning against the gate looking across into Bakers Field.
One says to the other I've felt a bit rough of late, I think i'll go and use my clout and book my plot.
The other one says, I haven't felt better in a long time, in fact I feel like a new born baby
Is that so says the first councillor (insert your own desired names)
Yes he says, No teeth, no hair and I think I've just sh*t myself!!

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