Forum for residents of St Georges Park and Long Leys Road Lincoln

[SteveW]

I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed
him in front of a steam train.
> He was chuffed to bits.

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> I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny,
flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up.
> She turned out to be an undercover detective.
> How cool is that at her age?!

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> I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I
mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?
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> When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the
kids.
> Took her out with one punch.

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> My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
> "It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me.

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> Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run
around in.
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> I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick
pocketed.
> How could anyone stoop so low?

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> I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a
fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
> I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?" > >