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Silly Jokes

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 21:03:50 GMT

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Post subject : Silly Jokes A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time..... I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a train. ... more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 1112 Views Post by SteveW

IT'S COLD OUT THERE

Thu, 06 Jan 2011 19:27:48 GMT

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Post subject : IT'S COLD OUT THERE My mate phoned me from up North, said it hasn't stopped snowing for the past 3 days. All his wife has done for the whole time is look through the window. He said if it gets any colder he'll just have to let ... more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 176 Views Post by SteveW

Luck of the Irish !

Wed, 03 Nov 2010 20:31:47 GMT

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Post subject : Luck of the Irish ! "The Best Pubs Are Irish" As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you ... more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 228 Views Post by SteveW

What a Great Idea!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 06 Oct 2010 18:26:21 GMT

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Post subject : What a Great Idea!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY — A great alternative to body scanners at airports . . . Due to concerns over terrorists a company is developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports. It’s a booth you ... more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 199 Views Post by SteveW

Oops !!!

Sat, 10 Jul 2010 13:18:29 GMT

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Post subject : Oops !!! An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor. "Not a chance," she said, "he won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem," replied the doctor, "give him an ... more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 351 Views Post by SteveW

Facts of Life

Thu, 01 Jul 2010 18:26:18 GMT

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Post subject : Facts of Life MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. ... more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 139 Views Post by SteveW

Did this ever happened to you!!!!!!!

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 19:07:48 GMT

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Post subject : Did this ever happened to you!!!!!!! A gorgeous young woman was waiting in the bus queue As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became Aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to Come up to the height ... more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 166 Views Post by SteveW

The Cowboy

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 17:04:16 GMT

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Post subject : The Cowboy A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came ... more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 390 Views Post by SteveW

made me laugh

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 19:52:26 GMT

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Post subject : made me laugh What do you call a man wearing paper pants?? Russel!! more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 261 Views Post by StopCoxGas

A true story

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:09:27 GMT

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Post subject : A true story HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. Phillip Hewitson, an elderly man, from Norwich UK, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could ... more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 240 Views Post by SteveW

Just a quickie !!

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:31:48 GMT

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Post subject : Just a quickie !! Jonathan Ross has been caught stealing from Lakeland Plastics When questioned by police he said it was a whisk he had to take. more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 258 Views Post by SteveW

Things that make us think!!!!!!

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:29:33 GMT

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Post subject : Things that make us think!!!!!! Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a ... more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 339 Views Post by SteveW

Irish Joke of the Year

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 13:25:20 GMT

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Post subject : Irish Joke of the Year A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. 'Murphy, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic I Want you to take care of the clinic and take care ... more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 212 Views Post by SteveW

Latest Offering

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:03:36 GMT

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Post subject : Latest Offering At last Gordon Brown decided to throw the towel in and resign. His cabinet colleagues decided it would be a worthy gesture to name a railway locomotive after him. So a senior 'Sir Humphrey' went from Whitehall to the National Railway Museum at York, to ... more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 484 Views Post by SteveW

Joke of the Week

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:18:56 GMT

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Post subject : Joke of the Week THE BROTHEL The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?" she asked. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied. "Sir, Valerie is ... more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 199 Views Post by SteveW