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[deb]

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a fire wall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: "You got Male!"

[SteveW]

Don't tell me if his dad had been 'Microsoft' he wouldn't have been the 'Apple' of his eye!!!

[deb]

well I suppose if he'd been micro soft he wouldn't have had an 'apple of his eye'....!!

C'mon give us a new joke SW!