by SteveW » Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:22 pm
Knowing this government the sign will be in 7 different languages but WILL NOT be able to offend anyone.
Something along the lines of: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DRIVING SLOWLY THROUGH OUR URBAN VILLAGE, HAVE A PLEASANT FORWARD JOURNEY AND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO TEST YOUR BRAKES BECAUSE THERE IS AN AWFUL AMOUNT OF WATER RUNS OFF THE HILLSIDE. WATCH OUT FOR THE HORSE POOH. ONCE AGAIN MANY THANKS FOR BEING SO UNDERSTANDING.
or better still: SLOW DOWN TOSSER!!