Forum for residents of St Georges Park and Long Leys Road Lincoln

[SteveW]

Pat and Mick were filling their white transit van up with fuel ,when paddy
spotted a sign advertising a competition with free sex for the winners .
When he had paid he asked the attendant how he qualified for the free sex ,
and the man said you just have to guess what number i've got in my mind
between 1 to 10. Paddy said number 4 and the man said hard luck paddy it was
number 6. Next week paddy and mick filled up again and they had another
guess at it , number 3 said paddy , hard luck it was number 10 in my mind
today mate. the next week paddy asked if the competition was still on , yes
was the reply so he said number 7, bad luck paddy this week its number 1.
When they got outside Mick said to paddy , i tink that its a fix that
competition , to which paddy replied with confidence ,i know its not a fix ,
cos my missus won twice last week so there.