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[fiona]

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still
clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,'How does that feel'? He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.

[SteveW]

Reminds me of the husband & wife who had been playing golf together for the first time and the husband woke up in Casualty with a 6 iron wrapped around his neck.

The Doctor asked him what happened. He said we teed off and both sliced the ball. I walked across to a cow in the next field. It had it's tail in the air and a ball jammed between it's legs.

I shouted to my wife, this looks like yours, I don't remember anything after that!